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my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
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my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
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World’s largest pizza box serves up to 70 people
More like 1 people.

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Virgin Couple Shares First Kiss | Virgin Diaries (by TLC)
If God really do exist he will make sure my first kiss doesn’t go down like this.
Who in their right mind would wait with their first kiss until they get married? Fucking hell, I can’t stop watching this. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ANYWAY?? *vomits*
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never forget.
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Some guy I know just got this done and is super proud of it.
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Mostly I just think about naps and kissing you
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